i love camp

so ive been away for a week at massawepie scout camp having an awesome time, here are some quotes:

"the lava gnomes will steal the magical lephrauchaun blocks"

"nothing happened in germany between 1939 and 1945"(said in german accent)

"I'm a level 9 elf archer who can summon moths and dragons"
"yeah, well I'm a level 8 zombie drawf who can control any of the undead"

"you have to get over this electric fence b/c ur escaping from jail and ur free as soon as u get over b/c the prison doesn't expect ne1 to escape"

things i learned:

1)never go on a ship, they always sink (cope, every activity was based on a sinking ship)
2)don't let dylan get tired
3)50 mile bike rides give me more energy than i started w/
4)dont trust little kids to do anything
5)dont give demonic little kids a lighter (they like killing moths w/ it)
6)dont give demonic little kids moths, they kill them
7)flys suck
8)spiders can be huge and the best way to kill them is a frisbee
9)ziplines are fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):)
10) staff is filled w/ idiots who r funny
11) cit's get no respect
12) flipping over the handlebars is fun on a bike when going down a hill at 15-20 mph
13) waterfalls r fun to go down and swim through

so the cycling merit badge was awesome b/c we rode for 3 hrs everyday and 8 the last day, i saw will stein, played tug of war, entertained myself w/ riddles, went down a zipline,played frisbee and i GOT TO REINACT A SCENE FROM GARDEN STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):)
i now know the best ways to get off camp w/o getting caught and i got to play in the rain when it poured